Michelle Malkin from CaglePost.com Columns by Michelle Malkin from CaglePost.com http://rss.caglepost.com/columns.aspx?name=Michelle+Malkin Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT http://backend.userland.com/rss RSS.NET: http://rss-net.sf.net/ EPA's Game Of Global Warming Hide-And-Seek The Obama administration doesn't want to hear inconvenient truths about global warming. And they don't want you to hear them, either. As Democrats rush on Friday to pass a $4 trillion, thousand-page "cap and trade" bill that no one has read, environm... http://www.caglepost.com/article/4289415e-3608-4c23-b1be-b5190319f174.html Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT The Obamacare Horror Story You Won't Hear The White House, Democrats and MoveOn liberals are spreading health care sob stories to sell a government takeover. But there's one health care policy nightmare you won't hear the Obamas hyping. It's a tale of poor minority patient-dumping in Chicago... http://www.caglepost.com/article/312c40e6-1889-4201-bf12-87ebf9f0dbe5.html Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT Obama's AmeriCrooks And Cronies Scandal President Obama promised he would end "Washington games." But his abrupt firing of the AmeriCorps inspector general is more of the same. The brewing scandal smells like the Beltway cronyism of the Bush years. And the apparent meddling of first lady M... http://www.caglepost.com/article/fb56a9bd-1cd5-4f7c-adbc-11fefd8a5929.html Wed, 17 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT Dear David Letterman Will you teach your son to talk about women and girls the way you talk about Sarah Palin and her daughters? You called the married 45-year-old mother, grandmother and Alaska governor a "slutty flight attendant" on your national TV talk show because s... http://www.caglepost.com/article/039bac03-9296-44d2-8871-5bdb6e1c4af4.html Fri, 12 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT Cold Cash, Hot Democratic Mess Remember William "Cold Cash" Jefferson? House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and the Clean-Up Crew hope you've forgotten. Jefferson is the former Louisiana congressman caught with gobs of money in his freezer nearly four years ago in an FBI sting. He finally w... http://www.caglepost.com/article/68afa2bf-8267-4911-948b-8f2b99be4f48.html Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT The U.S. Department Of Injustice The U.S. Department of Justice seal bears a Latin phrase: "Qui Pro Domina Justitia Sequitur." The motto refers to the attorney general, "who prosecutes on behalf of Lady Justice." But under President Barack Obama's politically corrupt DOJ, Lady Justi... http://www.caglepost.com/article/cf16840c-6120-4a2e-ba31-a11cb539e12f.html Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT Climate Of Hate, World Of Double Standards When a right-wing Christian vigilante kills, millions of fingers pull the trigger. When a left-wing Muslim vigilante kills, he kills alone. These are the instantly ossifying narratives in the Sunday shooting death of late-term abortion provider Georg... http://www.caglepost.com/article/9935c7a7-330e-4824-8945-1845606d854f.html Wed, 03 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT The Truth About Obamacorn Left-wing groups in Washington, D.C., are panicked. The New York Times and other Team Obama whitewashers are downplaying the connection between the Obama presidential campaign, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) and Oba... http://www.caglepost.com/article/ced21e58-eee0-4dc1-8f33-61a9156c3f0e.html Fri, 29 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT Not All "Compelling Personal Stories" Are Equal Since when did securing a Supreme Court seat become a high hurdles contest? The White House and Democrats have turned Second Circuit Judge Sonia Sotomayor's nomination into a personal Olympic event. Pay no attention to her jurisprudence. She grew up ... http://www.caglepost.com/article/1643e3fe-d2ac-4034-941c-8a2ec1e9c72f.html Wed, 27 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT The Jihadi Virus In Our Jails President Obama's speech on homeland security was 6,072 words long. Curiously, he chose not to spare an "a," "and" or "uh" on the New York City terror bust that dominated headlines the morning of his Thursday address. Did the teleprompter run out of ... http://www.caglepost.com/article/7d89bb90-e42e-4e0c-96bd-2c005c8f625e.html Fri, 22 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT All The News That's Fit To Suppress Conflict of interest stories make great front-page headlines - except when the newspaper that revels in breaking them is itself in the middle of an ethical morass. Take The New York Times. Jennifer 8. Lee, one of the muckraking newspaper's reporters,... http://www.caglepost.com/article/9575b5b4-cae8-4c83-af00-150630a04a9f.html Wed, 20 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT Washington Can't Meet the Cheerios Standard I think it's time we applied the same advertising standards to Washington's legislative products that the feds apply to breakfast foods. The Food and Drug Administration rapped General Mills this week for making misleading claims about the benefits o... http://www.caglepost.com/article/7cb78f7c-46fb-477b-b285-f1a7181b3cb2.html Fri, 15 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT Big Labor's Investment in Obama Pays Off "We spent a fortune to elect Barack Obama - $60.7 million to be exact - and we're proud of it," boasted Andy Stern, president of the Service Employees International Union, to the Las Vegas Sun this week. The behemoth labor organization's leadership i... http://www.caglepost.com/article/974afba9-1fe5-429f-a245-14bcbf1449a3.html Wed, 13 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT Battered Hedge Fund Managers' Syndrome Greed is good - until it gets in the way of a union-friendly restructuring deal. President Obama, generous recipient of Wall Street largesse, angrily derided a group of hedge fund managers this week as "speculators." The miffed president suggested th... http://www.caglepost.com/article/bc15078e-dc05-4947-8037-73c52b66d138.html Fri, 08 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT The Selective Transparency Of Barack Obama unlight is for suckers. The New York Post reported on Tuesday that the White House will not release the $328,835 snapshots taken of the president's Boeing VC-25A that buzzed lower Manhattan. The entire world has seen news and amateur photos and video... http://www.caglepost.com/article/3eb580c5-0015-4dd1-ab8b-05d63ff30071.html Wed, 06 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT Double Standard Couture Michelle Obama was stylin' in her $540 French sneakers during a volunteering photo-op at a Washington, D.C., food bank this week. Her suede and patent trainers from the house of Lanvin are apparently all the rage among the celebrity set. Who knew the... http://www.caglepost.com/article/9a540475-743e-4e45-8725-682fac87616e.html Fri, 01 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT 100 Days Of Reckless Photo-Op Hubris Come on, who's surprised? The White House-engineered photo-op of low-flying Air Force aircraft that caused terror in New York City this week epitomizes the Age of Obama. What better way to mark 100 days in office than with an appalling exercise in po... http://www.caglepost.com/article/ce4c628e-a218-494c-af98-5c0a853146b7.html Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT ... http://www.caglepost.com/article/6ee08689-2f0a-4d8b-a070-0dc279e4ab12.html Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT Civility And Tolerance In The Age Of Obama They told us if Barack Obama were elected, the nation would come together. Souls would be fixed. Spirits would be healed. Public discourse would be elevated. Welcome to civility and tolerance in the Age of Obama: - Celebrity leech/trash blogger Perez... http://www.caglepost.com/article/1eba85d9-adf9-4e08-b385-1de8121cec48.html Wed, 22 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT The Million Taxpayer March Let's use liberal math to calculate attendance at this week's nationwide Tax Day Tea Party protests. When left-wing activists make crowd estimates, the algorithm is: six figures = one million. An incomplete survey of newspaper accounts and organizer ... http://www.caglepost.com/article/333afc93-09e5-49fa-b43d-308443b06fb0.html Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT You Might Be A "Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist" If. What and who exactly are President Obama's homeland security officials afraid of these days? If you are a member of an active conservative group that opposes abortion, favors strict immigration enforcement, lobbies to protect Second Amendment rights,... http://www.caglepost.com/article/0365d9ab-82e8-4f43-ad07-85a5e77e8b62.html Wed, 15 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT CBC: Congressional Bootlickers For Castro Congressional Black Caucus Democrats went to Cuba to see what they wanted to see. Not since The New York Times reporter Walter Duranty traipsed around Stalin's Russia, filing cheery travelogues whitewashing Communist-engineered famine, has America wi... http://www.caglepost.com/article/7156d885-a061-4749-9448-1e2645d2cde8.html Fri, 10 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT Transparency Killer at HUD: Another Disastrous Obama Nominee If you need a shining example of the utter disingenuousness of Barack Obama's commitment to government transparency, I have two words for you: Ron Sims. This lifelong political hack is to transparency what sunlight is to Dracula, what salt is to a sl... http://www.caglepost.com/article/09350fc6-5697-4db2-9a82-522ca6ccca82.html Wed, 08 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT Obama Census Plan: No Illegal Alien Left Behind I have seen the electoral future, and it is rigged. With fraud-prone, ideologically driven interest groups swarming the census-gathering process, the left is solidifying its chances of a permanent ruling majority. Lax immigration enforcement is the n... http://www.caglepost.com/article/f71a336c-f869-455b-adef-682afc6b1768.html Fri, 03 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT The Shut Up and Swallow Congress Deliberation in Washington is dead. We don't have legislators. We have lemmings. We don't have debates. We have high-speed hysteria sessions. After ramming through stimulus legislation that no one read and bailout bills that no one understood, Congre... http://www.caglepost.com/article/2829a6c5-b5d7-4d0d-8288-27d258cb75ee.html Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT The New Vigilantes and Their Unaccountable Enablers If you think there are no consequences to hysterical, anti-corporate grandstanding in Washington, pay attention to what's happening across the pond: "This is just the beginning." So warned a public letter signed this week by a vigilante group called ... http://www.caglepost.com/article/a2ef3e13-435c-4405-9ac2-7cb67c88dafb.html Fri, 27 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT To Give and To Serve: The $6 Billion National Service Boondoggle Maybe it's just me, but I find federal legislation titled "The GIVE Act" and "The SERVE Act" downright creepy. Even more troubling: the $6 billion price tag on these bipartisan bills to expand government-funded national service efforts. Volunteerism ... http://www.caglepost.com/article/cad734a4-3c09-4e1f-96af-13f99be3fb0a.html Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT Look Beyond the Bogus Bonus Smokescreen "We will hunt you down!" thundered Colorado Democratic Rep. Jared Polis during the AIG bonus demagogue-a-thon on the House floor Thursday. "If they're not going to give [the bonuses] back, we're going to take them back," growled Alabama Democratic Re... http://www.caglepost.com/article/a3bb3de6-aea2-4605-8b0a-93e2595cd717.html Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT The Kabuki Theater of AIG Outrage All the world's a stage, wrote Shakespeare, and in the world of Washington, the curtains have opened on the most elaborate farce of the year. Welcome, taxpayers, to the Kabuki Theater of AIG Outrage - where D.C.'s histrionic enablers of taxpayer-fund... http://www.caglepost.com/article/871be93f-ae8f-4038-ab6c-d4966213f7c6.html Wed, 18 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT Maxine Waters: Banking on Hypocrisy At a flail-and-wail House hearing last month, California Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters melted down in front of big banking CEOs. "Raise your hand! Raise your hand!" she shrieked as she harangued the executives on their business practices and manageme... http://www.caglepost.com/article/b9ac871a-8488-4d4b-b13a-7794a5c9ce71.html Fri, 13 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT Cube-Steak Americans Vs. The Wagyu-Beef White House Maybe thrift isn't dead after all. The Year of the Bottomless Bailout has yielded a much needed correction in the lives of ordinary Americans. While fiscal restraint is AWOL in Washington, individual frugality has made a cultural comeback. Better lat... http://www.caglepost.com/article/38b6d2a4-1bf7-43dd-baf1-782ba1205a97.html Fri, 06 Mar 2009 08:00:00 GMT "Going Galt": America's Wealth Producers Vs. Wealth Redistributors Enough. In a word, that is the message of disgusted taxpayers fed up with the confiscatory policies of both parties in Washington. George Bush pre-socialized the economy with billion-dollar bailouts of the financial and auto industries. Barack Obama ... http://www.caglepost.com/article/2dce6518-3a78-4afb-b3fe-6afa3984913b.html Wed, 04 Mar 2009 08:00:00 GMT Obama's New Commerce Secretary Nominee: Not So "Squeaky Clean" Liberal media outlets are doing their best to boost former Washington Gov. Gary Locke, President Obama's third pick for the beleaguered Commerce Secretary job. "Obama's New Commerce Pick Has Clean Reputation," declared National Public Radio's Tom Ban... http://www.caglepost.com/article/666ef4f2-f40c-4ed2-83a1-760ce146f71a.html Fri, 27 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT These Foreclosure "Victims" Deserve No Sympathy It shouldn't be long before ACORN recruits "Octomom" Nadya Suleman to serve as the radical left-wing group's foreclosure poster child. The jobless, unmarried mother of 14 faces eviction from her home in two weeks. Suleman's mother, who owns the resid... http://www.caglepost.com/article/0198c5ee-7fa3-4b26-9d8b-134350646279.html Wed, 25 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT Rebel Yell: Taxpayers Revolt Against Gimme-Mania There's something in the air. It's the smell of roasted pork. President Obama heralded the signing of the trillion-dollar "stimulus" bill in Denver and promoted his massive mortgage entitlement expansion in Mesa, Ariz., at tightly controlled campaign... http://www.caglepost.com/article/0f234b96-a819-469f-a4b3-aba2e3060987.html Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT ACORN And Obama: Together Again Fresh off the trillion-dollar porkulus bill signing in Denver, President Obama immediately launched into his next New Raw Deal expansion: a massive mortgage entitlement program forcing lenders to refinance at an initial cost of $50 billion to $100 bi... http://www.caglepost.com/article/cc7c599c-9470-47c9-995a-07713947cdeb.html Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT The "Tiny" Trillion-Dollar Turbaconducken You Don't Care About N.Y. Democratic Sen. Chuck Schumer took to the floor on Tuesday to sneer at public outrage over the trillion-dollar porkulus. "The American people really don't care," he said, about those "little tiny, yes, porky amendments." He punctuated his derisi... http://www.caglepost.com/article/20555580-5bdc-472f-a4c5-f125999929a9.html Fri, 13 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT Barack Obama's Savior-Based Economy President Obama is back in messianic campaign mode. It is unbecoming. When he's not snarling at conservative opponents of his endless spending programs, he's pandering to supporters as the nation's community organizer-in-chief. At a stimulus rally in... http://www.caglepost.com/article/26fab212-48f1-4ab5-9955-26b3e3f7079a.html Wed, 11 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT Ashley Judd: Clown In Wolf Guardian's Clothing Actress Ashley Judd has finally earned her Hollywood stripes and provided award-winning comic relief. With Washington poised to shove a trillion-dollar "stimulus" pork pie down our throats, we need all the distractions we can get. I give Judd's unint... http://www.caglepost.com/article/fca79af8-8b6b-4c3e-95c5-87deb9ec9d61.html Fri, 06 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT All The President's Tax Cheats You never get a second chance to make a first post-inaugural impression. Less than three weeks into his first 100 days, Barack Obama has left an indelible mark on his nascent presidency: the mark of incompetence and hubris. Despite the administration... http://www.caglepost.com/article/52ec7a6c-936b-4b42-99c1-2f0052bdda2b.html Wed, 04 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT Stimulus Slush Fund For Housing Entitlement Thugs From tiny acorns, mighty government debacles grow. House GOP Leader John Boehner on Monday rightly sounded the alarm over billions in stimulus tax dollars that could potentially go to the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN).... http://www.caglepost.com/article/9c4016bf-5018-43db-881f-a6e677065e39.html Fri, 30 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT GOP: Time To Get Things Undone President Obama thinks he knows what the primary objective of Republicans in Washington should be: to "get things done." Bashing Rush Limbaugh last week, Obama urged GOP lawmakers to ignore the voices of obstructionism and sign on to his behemoth sti... http://www.caglepost.com/article/e71e7030-ef3f-4111-ab6a-4cde7559f591.html Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT The John Murtha Jihadist Correctional Facility Get this: King of Pork John Murtha, the 19-term Democratic congressman from western Pennsylvania, now wants to welcome a flood of Guantanamo Bay jihadists into his district. I don't want to hear a single word of protestation from the constituents who... http://www.caglepost.com/article/dc84c15f-1139-4533-9928-1f729061b665.html Fri, 23 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT And Now, Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Spending Orgy "The time has come," President Barack Obama told us in his inaugural address, "to set aside childish things." He borrowed the line from Corinthians. With the Beltway bread-and-circus show over, President Obama will now get to work on borrowing hundre... http://www.caglepost.com/article/ae728871-52f2-435e-a670-08f62bff4a1e.html Wed, 21 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT A Government Of The Goofs, By The Goofs, For The Goofs There's an old saying from the bowels of the Beltway bureaucracy: "Screw up, move up." Rewarding failure is an immutable trait of the bipartisan Washington political culture. Just ask Barack Obama's Treasury Secretary nominee Tim Geithner and the Sen... http://www.caglepost.com/article/70f8cb47-0317-4a72-b195-ee069e878503.html Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT Obama'S Recession Remedy: Tax The Poor! "Everybody's going to have to give," President-elect Barack Obama warned over the weekend. And some people will have to give more than others - starting with low-income smokers. Democrats are rushing this week to impose massive tax hikes of at least ... http://www.caglepost.com/article/afaa3893-4a86-4ea7-acd4-4736e5443ccf.html Wed, 14 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT Who'S Afraid Of Joe The Journalist? If a community organizer can be president and a Saturday Night Live comedian can be a U.S. senator, why can't a plumber be a reporter? Joe Wurzelbacher, a.k.a. Joe the Plumber, is headed to Israel to interview ordinary citizens about life in the cros... http://www.caglepost.com/article/b6150777-a68e-4eca-aef6-1d43ebf7beb4.html Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT The Generational Theft Act Of 2009 Barack Obama has dubbed his behemoth fiscal stimulus proposal the "American Recovery and Reinvestment Plan." But if truth in advertising were required of White House plans, only one title would fit the trillion-dollar-plus-and-growing bill: The Gener... http://www.caglepost.com/article/8a53ea70-399d-4b08-bf50-b51af69f7952.html Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT Who Railroaded The Amtrak Inspector General? Watchdogs are an endangered species in the Age of Obama. The latest government ombudsman to get the muzzle: Amtrak Inspector General Fred Weiderhold. The longtime veteran employee was abruptly "retired" this month - just as the government-subsidized ... http://www.caglepost.com/article/5f3283f6-00a9-4add-a8c9-e7daef933009.html Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT The Uaw'S Money-Squandering Corruptocracy Nero fiddled while Rome burned. The UAW golfed. While carmakers soak up $17 billion in taxpayer bailout funds and demand more for their ailing industry, United Auto Workers bosses have wasted tens of millions of their workers' dues on gold-plated res... http://www.caglepost.com/article/c5ed4e1b-5830-439b-aa60-7c7c5f3b4853.html Mon, 05 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT The State Of Our Borders 2008 If you think the bad economy has "solved" America's immigration problems, welcome to your end-of-the-year reality check. It's certainly true illegal crossings from the south are down and that many foreign workers are returning to their native lands a... http://www.caglepost.com/article/3663dd7c-e868-4007-9508-add02ede3a92.html Mon, 05 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT Tale Of Two Presidential Workout Fanatics Ah, the perks of media affection. On Christmas Day, the Washington Post delivered a front-page paean to Barack Obama's workout habits. The 1,233-word ode to O's physical fitness read more like a Harlequin romance novel than an A-1 news article. Sighe... http://www.caglepost.com/article/15de0023-5612-46f7-be90-9c88cc416e7a.html Mon, 29 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT God'S Gifts The Wal-Mart stampede in Long Island, N.Y., last month exposed the ugliest side of the Christmas season. But not all Americans live by "The Blitz Line Starts Here" credo. Not all of us rush to store shelves in search of the greatest gifts. Sometimes,... http://www.caglepost.com/article/8db1e482-2132-45b9-a8dc-d3d87fbabb13.html Wed, 24 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT No Mercy For Jihad Johnny If it's December, it's time for the left to throw another shameless pity party for convicted American jihadist John Walker Lindh (aka Suleyman al-Faris, aka Abdul Hamid). Every Christmas season for the past four years, the Taliban accomplice and his ... http://www.caglepost.com/article/4f65232e-a744-491e-9849-f1371a120c42.html Fri, 19 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT The Real Housewives Of Crook County Cable television introduced us to "The Real Housewives of Orange County" - an estrogen-infused reality show featuring a coven of conniving and ambitious women living pampered lives in Southern California. Blago-gate has brought us something even juic... http://www.caglepost.com/article/b1f83f54-9f04-4c24-b199-c45397d54205.html Wed, 17 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT The Trouble With Obama's Energy Czar Yet another Clintonite has been wheeled out of the political morgue to serve in the Obama administration. Carol Browner, a neon-green radical who headed the Environmental Protection Agency from 1993-2000, is widely rumored to be the president-elect's... http://www.caglepost.com/article/6e4eec70-9ed2-475a-a53c-446fa7aa6977.html Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT The Democratic Culture Of Corruption Howard Dean and Nancy Pelosi can stop clucking now. For the last three years, Democratic leaders cheered GOP ethics woes. Dean accused Republicans of making "their culture of corruption the norm." Pelosi touted cleanliness as a liberal virtue. But wi... http://www.caglepost.com/article/061737c4-a036-492a-9f2e-f60cd6914636.html Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT Truthers To The Left Of Me, Truthers To The Right Did you know that Sarah Palin-haters are still trying to prove she didn't give birth to her youngest son, Trig? These tinfoil hat-wearers are as obnoxious and unhinged as the 9/11 Truth cultists who insist that America engineered the jihadi attacks o... http://www.caglepost.com/article/db3d8365-0424-421e-90a8-42ed863ca6e9.html Fri, 05 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT Say No To Newspaper Bailouts It was supposed to be a joke. As an endless parade of corporate beggars marches to Washington in search of handouts for their beleaguered industries, some of us in the news business snarked that journalists would be next in line. I launched a Newspap... http://www.caglepost.com/article/e2ab98cb-9051-4dc4-844e-e00d90ccc766.html Wed, 03 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT Giving Thanks For Self-Reliant Americans In the Year of Bottomless Bailouts, I am most grateful this Thanksgiving for Americans who refuse to abandon thrift, personal responsibility and self-reliance. When the moochers and entitlement-mongers drive you mad, remember that our nation still se... http://www.caglepost.com/article/ec91fa52-df60-4181-be3d-c6f37fbabf24.html Fri, 28 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT Playing Games At Gitmo The human rights crowd is right: Life is hard for a Guantanamo Bay detainee. The deprivation is unspeakable. According to the facility's "cultural adviser," their brains have not been "stimulated" enough. So this Thanksgiving, America is drawing up p... http://www.caglepost.com/article/089e56ce-abdd-4cbe-b7f5-9fc498f58cdb.html Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT The eHarmony Shakedown Congratulations, tolerance mau-mauers: Your shakedown of a Christian-targeted dating website worked. Homosexuals will no longer be denied the inalienable "right" to hook up with same-sex partners on eHarmony. What a landmark triumph for social progre... http://www.caglepost.com/article/7281408c-d678-40fb-b9e6-4883fdbb6d5a.html Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT The Insane Rage Of The Same-Sex Marriage Mob Before Election Day, national media handwringers forged a wildly popular narrative: The right was, in the words of New York Times columnist Paul Krugman, gripped by "insane rage." Outbreaks of incivility (some real, but mostly imagined) were proof po... http://www.caglepost.com/article/ebf51cb6-c0f5-4f36-8324-11b42232426b.html Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT Hank Paulson, Naked Emperor Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson finally confirmed what lonely bailout opponents tried to tell the American public all along: The man doesn't know what the hell he's doing. Paulson held a bazooka to taxpayers' heads. He groveled on his knees in front ... http://www.caglepost.com/article/2c9ba4b3-d95b-413c-a7ee-b4334339f2ee.html Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT Obama's Illegal Alien Aunti: The Rest of the Story I hope Barack Obama remembered to thank George Bush on behalf of his illegal alien aunt this week. The lame-duck Republican president did the Democratic president-elect a generous - and dangerous - favor right before Election Day: Putting politics ab... http://www.caglepost.com/article/dca8fb2b-465b-4b98-a8bb-ffd5ddb1ec70.html Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT The Cowardly Character Assassination Of Sarah Palin Sunken ships loosen bitter lips. The failed McCain campaign, for all its high-minded talk of honor, duty and courage, is now teeming with unscrupulous gossipmongers. Seems the dishy staffers forgot to crack open their copies of Sen. McCain's bestsell... http://www.caglepost.com/article/f726e574-be96-4109-9610-2c5accbe4959.html Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT And The Winner Is . Peggy The Moocher Sorry to break the bad news to Joe the Plumber. But the winner of Campaign 2008 is Peggy the Moocher. No matter who moves into the White House, Peggy has good reason to do a happy dance. The plain, ugly fact is that both major political parties are c... http://www.caglepost.com/article/3b64ee9a-8ea1-4c06-9d1f-832a6a853ca1.html Wed, 05 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT Plundering The Plumber's Records If Joe the Plumber were Jawad the Suspected Terrorist, civil liberties activists would stampede the halls of Congress on his behalf. Liberal columnists would hyperventilate over the outrageous invasions of his privacy by Ohio state and local employee... http://www.caglepost.com/article/cf572bd5-5bc6-4bdb-93a9-363d00d5941f.html Fri, 31 Oct 2008 07:00:00 GMT Notorious Obamedia Moments Of 2008 To paraphrase Queen Elizabeth II, 2008 is not a year on which honest journalists shall look back with undiluted pleasure. This has turned out to be even more of an annus horribilis than 2004, when Dan Rather's fake Bush/National Guard memo fiasco red... http://www.caglepost.com/article/5fe7d86e-9ec4-4899-b0ea-3d30f9a84b97.html Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:00:00 GMT Boot Murtha: The Change America Deserves A real referendum on hope and change is taking place in western Pennsylvania's 12th congressional district. If the change agent in the race were a Democrat and the status quo defender were a Republican, this battle would be all over the nightly news.... http://www.caglepost.com/article/3c86e19b-3d93-4259-99f3-ea77efbe4713.html Fri, 24 Oct 2008 07:00:00 GMT The Increasingly Erratic, Super-Gaffetastic Joe Biden If the prospect of Joe Biden sitting a heartbeat away from the presidency doesn't give you palpitations, you are not paying attention. 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They pledged to "Re-create '68" and cause the kind of te... http://www.caglepost.com/article/05bc1743-065d-4b25-a50e-29082d9263b8.html Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:00:00 GMT Abu Ghraib-I-Fying America's Schools The citizens of the world who hate America are going to love the latest agitprop released this week by Human Rights Watch and the American Civil Liberties Union. In a document titled "A Violent Education: Corporal Punishment of Children in U.S. Publi... http://www.caglepost.com/article/879f88ec-3667-4245-a499-7b0def715262.html Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:00:00 GMT Democratic Platform's Hidden Soros Slush Fund The Democratic Party platform is like a bag of pork rinds. You never know what high-fat liberal government morsel you're gonna get. Buried in the 94-page document is a noble-sounding proposal to create a "Social Investment Fund Network." The program ... http://www.caglepost.com/article/b26e950a-df37-44a0-b584-2bc46067448a.html Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:00:00 GMT Cheating ChiComs, Crouching IOC I have an 8-year-old daughter. I know what 8-year-old hands and feet and hips and teeth look like. They look a lot like the hands and feet and hips and teeth of the purported "teenagers" on the gold medal-winning Chinese girls' gymnastics team. The t... http://www.caglepost.com/article/cd0f589b-f551-408b-9a8b-1e2b86a1107e.html Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:00:00 GMT Pelosi And The Big Wind Boone-Doggle House Speaker Nancy Pelosi recently called congressional Republicans who want up-or-down drilling votes "hand maidens of the oil companies." Let's call Pelosi what she is: House girl of the Big Wind boondogglers. Though she seemingly backtracked on l... http://www.caglepost.com/article/ae051a29-3a68-46bc-8ff7-0fadfe510e34.html Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:00:00 GMT What America's Daughters Need To Know About Nancy Pelosi The Democratic Speaker of the House and a co-author hired to try to add flavor to bland Beltway establishment oatmeal have penned a self-help book for "America's daughters" to help them "Know Your Power." It's a dreadfully pedestrian text ("As long a... http://www.caglepost.com/article/66d0b2cf-72b3-4557-860d-7ac33a633149.html Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:00:00 GMT The Brangelina-Fication Of The Obamas You couldn't pass a grocery store line this weekend without seeing the picture-perfect smiles of the Obama family. There were Barack Obama's young daughters (whose privacy their parents so sanctimoniously claim to want to protect) flashing their pear... http://www.caglepost.com/article/5a1fca55-02d7-421d-a366-0c0078346238.html Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:00:00 GMT The Man Who Could Topple Jack Murtha A jaw-dropping political miracle may be on the horizon. No, I'm not talking about the second coming of the Obamessiah. I'm talking about the long-deserved comeuppance of troop-smearing, pork-feasting, scandal-tainted Democratic Rep. Jack Murtha of Pe... http://www.caglepost.com/article/5e202abc-687c-410f-a206-f83c989b8055.html Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:00:00 GMT Interview With A Hollywood Patriot Let us not, on this Independence Day weekend, dwell on the political pretenders to patriotism rushing to out-proclaim their love of country. 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"Undue command infl... http://www.caglepost.com/article/7c65d4bf-073e-46aa-b011-f171368acbbe.html Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:00:00 GMT D'OH-bama's Mortgage Industry Mess If you're going to promise "new politics," it would probably be wise to eschew the same old Beltway cronies and insiders who have served presidential nominees of yore. And if you're going to attack political opponents for playing "textbook Washington... http://www.caglepost.com/article/34086a38-e5b7-43da-b3e7-08b6915fa5a8.html Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:00:00 GMT Planned Parenthood's Obscene Profits GOP presidential candidate John McCain sounded more like a Democratic presidential candidate (a recurring trend) when he joined the Left's oil industry bashers a few weeks ago. Asked by a North Carolina voter whether he supported a Jimmy Carter-era w... http://www.caglepost.com/article/8b8a9543-d9ad-4ee3-b0a6-efd1f960c957.html Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:00:00 GMT Rachael Ray, Dunkin' Donuts And The Keffiyeh Kerfuffle I've been a fan of Dunkin' Donuts for years. Their Munchkins are heaven. Their coffee is better and cheaper than Starbucks. And the company's management has taken a brave and lonely stand in support of immigration enforcement - refusing to hire illeg... http://www.caglepost.com/article/cf88915a-27a1-4392-803e-f369e85ff794.html Wed, 28 May 2008 07:00:00 GMT

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